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Deadtide.com : Reviews : Albums : Elektrik Mistress, "Elektrik Mistress"

Reviews : Albums : Elektrik Mistress, "Elektrik Mistress"

Elektrik Mistress, "Elektrik Mistress"

I think my editor is trying to get back at me for stealing his copy of The Crown's Crowned in Terror by making me review Elektrik Mistress' self titled album. I really don't like this band. There's nothing on Elektrik Mistress that's especially refreshing, or interesting, and the songs have no energy. It's 45 minutes of oatmeal without brown sugar or milk. Other bands in the genre simply do it better.

Peter Johnston